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Admins roll back server, heavy loss for Britain.

28 Day 871, 10:22 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Before reading the other sections of this Article: Please do not move to Veslandet

Recently, we presume the Admins have reverted all regions that were originally Norwegian back to their control. We no longer occupy Veslandet and thus, you’ … read more »

In response to Mr Pearse, the Irish Republican

15 Day 870, 14:34 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

Evidently after the Irish media suffered the inevitable bombardment from British articles; a couple of intolerable and witless individuals would retaliate and step far too far over the line. I doubt even the worst troll would endorse this article

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Dublin can wait, we want Norway!

18 Day 868, 11:07 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom



It would seem remarkably ironic that after Finland’s mindless demonstration of false trust in the EDEN alliance, that their dense half-brother Norway should then follow suit and … read more »

The Internal defeat of democracy

33 Day 863, 05:43 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

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Following the alarming congressional results where the TUP and their rebellious daughter PCP won a combined 60% of seats within the House of Commons, it … read more »

To the citizens of the eUS, from the eUnited Kingdom.

30 Day 859, 11:22 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

To the citizens of the eUnited States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

Her Sovereign

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