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Collection of inane rants since V1

Always look on the bright side of life

21 Day 965, 06:47 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
-Sir Winston Churchill


So as one is slowly fragmenting over the edge of destruction, as the final pennies in the bottom of the jar … read more »

The introduction of beer

74 Day 961, 14:29 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom

“What could possibly be more inseparable than beer and Britannia?”
-The Rev. Sydney Smith

With the various adaptations, amendments and alterations that the transition from V1 to this new world brought; I was saddened to see this … read more »

Welcome! Now, to work.

22 Day 960, 07:30 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom


This is a brief explanation of the domestic changes from V1 to V2.

If you’re one of the few people that haven’t already been presented with the great Chicken … read more »

Britain’s Egregious Democracy

13 Day 950, 10:41 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom



“EgregiousConspicuously and outrageously bad or reprehensible; "a crying shame"; "an egregious lie"; "flagrant violation of human read more »

Top Gear rightfully spreads to eRepublik

7 Day 941, 07:10 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom


An official broadcast and memorandum from the TopGear party

Ladies, Lords and read more »