War Games: Judas Learns How to Push The Button

Day 5,655, 07:29 • Published in USA United Kingdom • by Judas H Christ

Super Sekrit eUSA Defense Bumker

Judas is walking around a bunker that the country's Ministry of Defense uses as a Command Hub. He is joined by the Minister of Defense, Thee Dude. The MoD is showing Judas around the bunker, teaching him the ways of the force...

Thee Dude: So this area here is where you can get all kind of information on current battles, including the training wars we have with our alliance and other allies.



Thee Dude pats Deputy Defense Minister Shiloh on the back as he works his station. He and Judas continue...

Thee Dude: And over here is your desk. If you have any questions, that phone there will reach higher command directly. Always feel free to ask if you aren't sure of something.



Judas sits at his desk and looks around. He has his computer, his direct-to-command phone, and other various things on his desk.

Suddenly, he notices something that definitely catches his attention.



JC: What's this button do?

Before Thee Dude can answer, Judas pushes the shiny red button.

Thee Dude: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!