Onward and Upward

Day 5,645, 14:50 • Published in USA United Kingdom • by Judas H Christ

Friday, May 5, 2023
SFP Clubhouse
The scene opens at the bar in the clubhouse of the SFP Commune. Judas and Franklin Stone are sipping on some beers, watching the election results on the telly as they slowly pour in.

JC: It's not looking good for you, Franklin.

FS: You can say that again.

JC: It's not looking good for you, Franklin.

Judas snickers. Franklin rolls his eyes

FS: I can't believe I am coming in after HWF...

JC: Hot White Female?

Judas and Franklin both laugh.

JC: Hey man... I can only go by what he says he is...

Judas and Franklin take another swig.

JC: You know, Custer says this was just a move by the Sheep to get him from the ballot.

FS: That sure wouldn't surprise me, bro.

JC: He also thinks it could just be the Sheep showing that they aren't playing the meta-game.

FS: Again... sounds like the Sheep.

JC: Well, here's to a campaign not ran.



FS: Yeah, well... you know me.

Suddenly, Shiloh bursts through the door

FS: Hey Shiloh!

Shiloh nods to the two men at the bar then runs through the clubhouse and into the Bear Cavalry HQ. He grabs a few maps and papers then runs back through the bar again, not acknowledging them on the way out

JC: Looks like he's gonna be busy as Deputy Minister of Defense. You know, I'mma be on the defense team as well.

FS: Oh yeah?

JC: Yup. I'm gonna mostly be helping with overnight, since I am up all night anyway. But yeah. How's that for some shit?

Franklin sips on his beer.

FS: As long as you make sure you make time for your duties in the party, brah. I... We are counting on you to help get us active again.

Jude take a big swig of beer then continues...

JC: Truthfully, I have ZERO ideas. The entire eWorld seems dead. Life support, at the very least. And the fact that SFP got 86.5% turnout in the last Congress elections... well, that a damn good number. In fact, we had the highest turnout of any party. So I don't know. Maybe it isn't the party... maybe it's just the eUSA or the eWorld. I just don't know, brah.

Franklin shurgs and both men go back to looking at the polling results coming in on the television.

JC: Ya know... It's not looking good for you, Franklin.

The scene fades.