Lets all tell a story!
USA Department of the Interior
Hello, fellow Americans! Let's play a little game.
In the comments below, I'll start a story.
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Our story so far:
Today we rise from our position of [the] abject. Its time to wake up! start again, duty's love confides. [The] doorbell rings In comes the Ice cream man with his truck. He pulls out his very big clipboard with a flick of his Ice cream scooper. He says out loud, I'm so glad that I came from New York To see you opening the door to my heart. Ice cream is My favorite drug [ I ] ran out so I needed yours. don't judge me, frozen lumps of shit. When he started to dish it out of the psychedelic spiraling unicorn it miraculously transmogrified to a stunning Sea turtle flying through the Ice cream van. F**ck me sideways in the van! Suddenly, door opens and in comes three absolutely huge midgets in mini-skirts. "CURRAHEE!" Yelled the first of many hellacious Kittens hidden behind
Have fun,
Secretary of the Interior
KingTaco
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Today we rise
from our
position of abject
Its time to
wake up!
start again
, duty's love confides
Door bell rings
In comes the
Ice cream man
with his truck
He pulls out
a large green
his very big
clipboard with a
flick of his
Ice cream scooper
He says out loud,
I'm so glad
That I came
from New York
To see you
opening the door
to my heart.
Ice cream is
My favorite drug
ran out so
I needed yours
don't judge me
frozen lumps of
shit :3
When he started
to dish it
out of the
psychedelic spiraling unicorn
it miraculously transmogrified
to a stunning
Sea turtle
flying through the
Ice cream van
F**ck me sideways
in the van
Suddenly, door opens
and in comes
Three absolutely huge
Midgets in mini-skirts
CURRAHEE!
Yelled the first
of many hellacious
Kittens hidden behind