Kongress and Airstrikes and Wokeness: Oh My!

Day 5,715, 10:33 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Judas H Christ

Greetings and Salutations, my fellow countrypeople and King William the Great,

I have come to a simple conclusion since arriving here in the eUK. Congress is pretty much useless. I swear, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Nothing really gets done there, either in the public discussions on the national feed or the super-secret mass message. Instead of discussing ways to better things, we have morons talking about "wokeness". For real. I kid you not. Even in a browser game like eRepublik, a moron brought up wokeness. You can't make this kind of ship up.



We had just begun to talk about updating the New Citizen Message when the issue got brought up by Congressperson wingfield [WRP], who also doubles as a nearly dead Prime Minister. I mean, I guess it was good to see him say anything, as we were all about to get a wellness check done on him, but this is his contribution? Sorry, maybe we should get that wellness check on him anyway; if he isn't dead, he is obviously brain dead.



One good thing that has recently happened is the decision to airstrike Egypt. This is to open up another Training War for the eUK. As Artela recently alluded to in her article, Life in the eUK; we are a nation of farmers. Gold farming requires battles. Battles require wars. Another training war is not a bad thing and gives us all yet another chance to farm that gold!



Now if you excuse me, I got some gold to farm!

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Judas Christ
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