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It is that time of the month already and the articles come slowly rolling in like a fog in a bad horror movie. Rather than listing our candidates I wish to offer you substance, and so instead I shall regale you with a story of how and why The Real Spamicans are your best choice for congress.

We are a party of principle. We put our money where our mouth is. ‘How?’ you may ask. Well it is simple. Our party boasts the largest share of cabinets, and no I don’t just mean IKEA. As a party dedicated to the betterment of the country we have several cabinet members, actively working on improving the eUK. Clearly we’re not your average top 5, ‘sit on the sidelines and whinge’ party. Likewise, in Congress, we have active and keen lawmakers engaging in debates from alliances to budgets and everything in between. If that’s what you like to see, then keep looking!



We have a track record of activity. Even before we became the biggest party in the eUK, we were, are, and will continue to be the most active across the e-political spectrum. This is central to our party beliefs and why we have appealed to so many members, new and returning, and the members of the wider public.

Additionally, we are new player friendly. We have constantly placed active new players into the top slots of our congress lists. I know you are shocked. You’ve been led to believe the Party President gets first dibs on that number 1 spot to ensure themselves their 5 gold. I assure you, this is not the case, Plato lets you choose! We offer mentoring programs and support packages to new players, and we understand retention is of crucial importance to the eUK.

What are our aims going forward then? Our positive impact is plain to see as the wails grow louder and the trolling more relentless. We must be doing something right to have shaken up those parties who argue for no Congress and no ePolitics so much. In the face of their attempts to shut down discussion and troll people away, we will lead by example - example of what a positive engagement with politics should like, of what good collaboration within and outside a party should look like and what good Congresspeople and Cabinet members look like.



We are the number one party on paper and we’re the number one party in having conversations in congress, raising issues and ensuring transparency. We have managed to shift the sands and get reports on money flow from the CP. We have managed to raise the status of Congress from the doldrums to such a degree that the disgruntled are disgruntled further by such oversight. We have made the eUK a more active space and we do so against the will of the medal farmers who are so afraid they spend more time trying to shout us down than they do taking an active hand in improving things for the community. We do all this whilst waiting, ready to work with them should they offer. Our cards are on the table!

We swear to you, a vote for The Real Spamicans tomorrow is a vote to carry on kicking up the silt, and we humbly ask for you to join us on this journey.



O7 Friends,and please consider lending us your vote today for congress.
Despite what the naysayers will have you believe, everything we have said, done, and believe is genuinely for the betterment of eUK society. We believe in a kinder, fairer future, one of collaboration, and community. The ball is in the other parties court, this is what we stand for.