[Nifty] A Response to Slander!

Day 2,906, 09:43 Published in United Kingdom Hungary by Nifty.


This morning, we at Nifty HQ were SHOCKED to see VoodooMike posting some terrible slander of the Nift in the eUK media. This was a clear attempt by Mr. Voodoo to besmirch our honour in order than his favoured candidate, a Mr W Ross, will win the election tomorrow.

This was the following provocative image that was posted in the article this morning:


As you can no doubt see, VoodooMike has got our six-a-side team’s lineup all wrong…

Frix doesn’t play up-front, he’s a central midfielder; and Addaway is by no means a Goalkeeper. Aaron mostly plays in goal for our six-a-side team in a classic 1-2-3 formation.



This was the formation we used in our most recent outing, a 36-0 derby win over AwESOme Wanderers.


Here’s Frix shielding the ball from an opponent, whilst our colossus of a centre-back Mr Immanuel Kant looks on


Nigel Farage stoops to score the winner in a 2-1 victory over ‘Norfolk in Chance Harrison’, on the way to our league title last season