Time to assimilate:

Day 5,928, 04:35 Published in USA USA by Roger the Shrubber

Good evening, gentlemen and ladies and...
Actually, I don't think citizens have a gender. I'm still going to identify as a man because it's easier to find clothes that fit.
Anyways, it's black history month. Time to learn something about our culture.



Frank Hart 1856-1908:
I picked Frank Hart, ace of the 6-day race.
These guys used to run for 6, grueling, days. It was common for people to die during these events. Frank was foremost, among these competitors.
Frank was often the only black contestant in these pedestrian races. He faced a lot of discrimination and was attacked twice. Although Frank wasn't the only person to be attacked at one of these events. They were pretty contentious.

You've got my respect, Frank.