Roger the Shrubber for Fed Party President

Day 5,922, 14:43 • Published in USA USA • by Roger the Shrubber

It's been twelve years since I first visited the Federalist Party Forum. I went there to play Dungeons and Dragons, but that fell through.

Since then, I've become acquainted with the people, the party and the protocol.
We've experienced many victories and losses together.
We've shared memories across multiple social media platforms.
I have a pretty good idea about what it takes to be a Fed.

Should I be the next Federalist Party President?
You can decide.





It's probably not a good idea to lay all my cards on the table, at this point, but I have a plan.

First, we audit the Fed. We will take an inventory of all party programs and incentives. (This may not change anything.)

Second, we find an implement some new recruitment techniques. We shall reclaim the top US political ranking. Just to let you know I'm serious about it, this is priority #1 now.

Finally, we publicize. We have some brilliant members who are pervaded by success. I'm not one of them, but I'd like to hear what they are doing differently. I'll contribute 3 articles to this end.





Disclaimer Time:
I don't have an outfit, but I'm trying to keep most of the current administration.
I haven't consulted them, yet. So, wish me luck.



Come hang with the Feds, on Discord.
Discord is essential to US political intercourse. Get an account and share some ideas or you can tell me I suck. I'm not the moderator.