Federalist Congressional Roster:

Day 5,940, 11:43 • Published in USA USA • by Roger the Shrubber



Dear America:
Please accept these sacrifices in return for a favorable election outcome.



Yui MHCP001
Yui is a seasoned and a valued member of congress. We would like for Yui to continue maintaining the GIMP program.

Andy Dufresne
Andy is our most senior congress member, with 91 terms served.
He knows his way around the floor and he's super friendly.

Bob Boudahili
Bob is the current speaker of the house. He's keeping lines of communication open across multiple forms of media.

Roger the Shrubber
I'm the current party president of the Federalist Party. I'll moderate and maintain a strong public discourse.

Wuky69
Sadly, I don't know a lot about Wooky. Melissa Rose and Paul Proteus both vouched for Wuky and I trust them. Sorry I can't say more about you, Wuky.

RazorDJ
Razor is brand new. He only became an eAdult last month.
Is it still possible to get a new member into congress? Is that even a good idea? Roger seems to think so.

Robert E. O. Speedwagon
Speedwagon is the Headliner. He's back in congress and looking to rock the vote.

DataScientist
DataScientist is an experienced member of Congress and a Party Presidential Candidate. His perseverance is an admirable attribute.

Centomax 23
Centomax isn't new, but this is his return to congress. He will be trying out the new interface. (Don't worry Cento. Bob does most of the work.)

Jd Jack Serenade
Jack and I go way back. We had ties before becoming Feds. He reads the media often and has developed a lot of goodwill.

Derphoof
Derphoof Is helping us pad out the roster. He's experienced and able, but we don't expect to call on him.

Melissa Rose
Melissa is currently working for the Congressional Budget office. She has plenty of experience and she is always pushing us to adopt new technology.

Paul Proteus
Paul is last. (He would want it this way.) He will be an advisor to our delegation instead.




There are many more candidates who didn't make the list. A party president can't judge everyone's intentions. Those that communicate with us have the best chance of making the list. I apologize to everyone who was left out against their wishes.




Forever Horny: Roger the Shrubber