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Joining the establishment

17 • Day 5,738, 17:36 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

I am joining the establishment. SHOCKING I KNOW.

It is no longer failing. It is working hard to unify us.

Thanks,

Tef1

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The Truth

13 • Day 5,695, 13:25 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

Sadly, there is controversy. Some assume 1+2 is 9. That is wrong because it is 12.

Thanks,

Tef1

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Sorry

7 • Day 5,675, 16:59 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

I am sorry.

Tef1

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spring break

4 • Day 5,626, 15:15 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

endorse.

Tef1

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Royal family residence

9 • Day 5,612, 16:01 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Patriots,

It is my duty to report the clown kingdom was affected by the storm earlier this week hence renovations are under way, his majesty Emperor Tef1 of all jokes in Jokester town and the royal family are safe.

Tef1

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