The Spamican Congress List

Day 5,603, 08:03 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sambo223



Hey folks, it's time for the monthly congress election, and rather than copy and paste the same article each month I thought I'd actually write something about The Real Spamicans we hope you'll vote for on the 25th.

Firstly, as seen in the latest article from His Royal Highness and congress speaker King Woldy I, the Spams we sent to congress last month ranked no.1 for activity and engagement. The list we're curated this month looks to continue that and improve upon it. While 82.35% average turnout is by far better than any other party I still think that we should be performing better. I mean congress represents everyone in the eUK and not using the position to vote, debate and improve the eUK for all is unacceptable. We here at the Spamicans will always most for greater engagement, transparency, and Spam.

Anyways who are the ugly bunch we're asking you to vote for this month?

1. Mr. Woldy

Constitutional Monarch of the eUK, Multi-time CP of the eUK and current vice president of TRS. Mr. Woldy has done it all. There's no one more deserving of no.1 spot on a congress list. Plus he's the current congress speaker so it helps if he gets elected.

2. Rory Winterbourne II

Commander of the funkiest militia in eRepublik. Rory is more active than the active volcano Kīlauea in Hawaii which is currently spurting out lava as I write this article. A vote for Rory means you're getting a congress-spam who'll actually turn up and get involved.

3. Spygon

A diabolic, scary man that's been playing this game for a long time and knows the ins and outs. Spygon is eager to get to work clicking those lovely congress buttons and making sure citizens across the entire eUK are well represented by active and engaged congress-peoples

4. Alexander J. Burrell

An unimpressive individual with impressive experience of being a congress-being. Plus the J in Alex's middle name actually stands for 'Join The Real Spamicans' which is fantastic commitment to the bit.

5. Charles Frobisher

Another Spammy member with buckets of experience of being in congress. Charles knows what he's doing and will be looking to make sure that citizens up and down the eUK can rely on the Spamicans to provide congress-guysandgals that turn up for and participate in debates regarding the continued improvement of life for all who live on this great online isle.

6. AMD.

The eUK's Minister for Foreign Affairs. AMD brings knowledge to congress of everything happening across the eWorld. This is vital and we're so happy that it's the Spamicans bringing this to the table. The only downside is that weird lingering smell he has. Someone tell him to shower, please.

7. CarbonCopy

CarbonCopy's been playing this game since 2008 and doesn't have a congress medal yet. I think it's about time we changed that. Don't you? Spamicans are all about giving people opportunities. Your votes are vital to making this happen so show up and vote Spam on the 25th. For CarbonCopy's sake.

8. Gali.

Gali is a victorian street urchin who has likely already pickpocketed your wallet and won't give it back. Unlucky.

9. Sambo223

No idea who this lad is. Vote for him anyway.


So that is the congress list we have for this month. It's rather good if I don't say so myself. Voting takes place on the 25th and the more votes for The Real Spamicans then the more active a congress we'll have. Don't waste votes on people that won't turn up when the Spamicans have 9 perfectly good candidates ready to represent YOU!

Enjoy the rest of your day.


-Sambo-

Earl of Bradford Interchange Station. MBE of the Order of Nifty.




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