Spamicans Rising!
Mr Woldy
This week The Real Spamicans is set to soar like a Weasel into the top 5. We sit on 9 full members, whilst the Party Registrar hurriedly sorts their paperwork to admit a further 6 associate members (at the time of writing!).
This number is set to rise!
As such, The Spamicans won't daintily be stepping into the top 5, but shall leapfrog our way to being the eUK's third largest party.
Now is the time to join us and build the momentum - how far can we go as the only sane processed-meat based party in the eUK? If you take a deep sniff of the winds of change and sign up with us, we could be NO.1!.
Of course you will be wondering, what do the Spamicans stand for? We made* FIVE PLEDGES to convey our purpose:
1. NO PARTY LINE - THINK WHAT YOU WANT SAY WHAT YOU WANT**
2. IT DOESN'T NEED TO MAKE SENSE, YOU KNOW IT FEELS RIGHT.
3. CONFORM OR LEAVE!
4. Nifty
5. LESS RULES = MORE PEOPLE POWER.
It is up to you to interpret our political message in whatever way suits you best, like processed pink squelch being forced into a rectangular can. All we promise to be is a broad church of independent thinkers vaguely reluctant to write meta laws. Sign up now!
Yours with great enthusiasm,
Mr Woldy.
*This was not a group effort and endorsements from Party grandees will be given, if they will it, via comment or cash.
**Within community spamlines.
Comments
The Spam is rising.
Nifty
Spam naturally rises, it's just science.
o7
Let's go boys
VOTE 🙂
The Spam is rising.
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Nifty
Yes!
https://youtu.be/mBcY3W5WgNU
LMAO! 😃