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Experience Level Race - Yet another update

Day 5,599, 03:56 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Wilhem Klink

NOTE: The 1600 Index was very busy this week so we enlisted ChatGPT to write the following article

An Experience Level Race can break out at any time. Its one of the more unpredictable events in life right up there with engagements, surprise parties, and urinary tract infections. Recently the Crack Staff at the 1600 Index was watching a documentary about an Experience Level Race that happens rather suddenly back when Boutros Boutros-Ghali was Secretary General of the human's UN.

In the documentary, these two eRepublik players were travelling through eAlabama and were asked to stop and engage in an Experience Level Race by local law enforcement

Raise your hands if'n ya wanna race

Well, they didn't know much about Experience Level Racing so they called in their cousin from eNew York

He's got magic grits!

Vinny, their cousin, showed them how to gain experience points, the basis for any leveling up

smash that mouse button!

He showed them how many points they got by fighting

Don't get banned for sniping though

Vinny showed them how many experience points they got from working as manager every day

That's....twice as many

Eventually the two travellers won the experience level race as the local law enforcement decided to challenge two other guys in a similar looking car to a race.

It was a good human movie
ChatGPT rates it π stars out of a possible √16 stars.

So here in "real life" Two yutes have entered into the honorable game of Experience Level Racing:
TemujinBC - Takes him less than 20 minutes to make grits
Wilhem Klink - is four degrees before top-dead-center

The winner is the first to add 100 experience levels to their profile. Said winner gets to lord it over the loser, confident in their superiority as evidenced in a pointless 15-year old browser-based game that can't manage a "Collect All" button for the daily challenges forcing users to click on each. Separate. Button. Every. Day.
And loser has to donate 100,000cc for enhanced payouts to the Hot Air Program (a program the entirety of eCanada loves - even those in similar looking cars).

The Starting point of this Sack o Suds event