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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

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Fundraising Tips for Penniless Presidents

13 • Day 5,596, 13:34 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

This article is a satire, which means that it is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Or something like that

"Told by an idiot" it turns out is not a … read more »

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How To Succeed at Politics Without Really Trying

36 • Day 5,589, 12:18 • Published in USA USA • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."

What I really miss is when people would make these banners for you

The other day President … read more »

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[FEDS] Feds Run for Congress, Also From Inner Demons

7 • Day 5,544, 23:54 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

It all returns to nothing, it all comes (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down

It's ok to vote without reading, I won't judge you. But will you be able to … read more »

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[FEDS][BROFORCE] Bros Being Bros (Limited time only)

22 • Day 5,539, 11:28 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.

Mixing up the theme...because I can … read more »

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[POTEUS] End of the Line

26 • Day 5,427, 21:04 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Hello eCitizens,

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. That's not true, I love all of you. Anyway I wanted … read more »