[Feds] You're an allstar! So let's go get laid. [Feds]
Day 5,423, 05:46
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by KingTaco
Hey! It's taco again. I just wanted to write here today such a message that would inspire you to vote for the Federalists this month in the congressional elections. You only get one vote a month, and it's important that vote goes to a party that parties harder than other parties when the partying needs partied. So, what party is more party than being Proud/Horny with priorities such as:
C**k and ball torture > Country > Party > Self
How can you say no? Easily? Well. What if I told you we have money to bribe you with? How about that? Still no? Well you can't blame a talking taco for trying. I'll tell you what, how about you "accidentally" vote for the Feds and I won't tell your party president what you did last Tuesday at 3:14pm erep time in that back ally. NOOOO of course this isn't a threat! Are you crazy! I could get shot for that. Especially by WTP.
Anywho,
Vote Feds because you can, the button is really close to your parties so why not?
Your beautifully crafted taco,
KingTaco
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the feds are awesome, good luck man!
LOL. Good one
FIST
P/H
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Always good to see you back KT.
p/h
The party sucks whale dick (which i suppose is admirable in some P/H circles) but this is P Great art on it's own merit
Make more funny 😁
Basically the only thing I'm good for is being funny. That and I make a killer burrito.
Any reference to Oblige is purely coincidental, right?
Shirley, and strange bedfellows. iykwim
I don't know how you put me in 12th position with this experience
Talk to me in private, either pm or discord. I'd like to hear out your concerns as I learn. I apologize if I offended you, it wasn't my intention. It was a difficult list to make with the merge and I hope to make everything right next month as I follow activity and have a little more time to look into the individuals before deciding who to place where.
There are people at the top of the list who have both military experience and less parliamentary experience, and this explanation of yours is not convincing.
I'd love to be updated on your experience politically, it would help me a lot. How active are you? Do you use forums or discord at all? TG? I try to be as fair as I can with as few slots are available, so anything you could provide me will help a ton in making us better and stronger.
You can find your answers when I left and join in the other party
Crafty Tacos